I honestly believe God is a comedian. Or just a trolling enthusiast.

Me: ahhhhh, I don’t know what to do with my life! Am I even in the right major? I need to figure out everything right now and have a plan for where i’m going.

*takes 400 question career assesment*

God: Each day has sufficient worries of its own. You’re worrying too much, live your life…Now i’m going to make an ironic occurance appear in your life to make the point.

Career Assesment: You’d be most suited as a funeral director

Me: haha, ok thanks God. I’ll stop worrying and focus on living.